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This is without a doubt a movie all teenage boys wish they could have made. Dumb without a doubt. No real worth other than cheeky humor and showing off women in a tawdry way. But come on this is what the entire movie was about.I hope that the budget wasn't all that much so that maybe they can do a sequel with werewolves so that Fletch can get what he asked for in this movie.To all the people out there why slam a movie when the movie was made to be like this. It's not like they were trying to make another Dracula (1992). This was nothing but fun campy humor. And well done at that.

The only thing remotely funny about this movie is the "Lesbian Vampire Killers" title. I don't know if they are going for campy fun or just using the title desperately to try to sway horny thirteen year old boys to rent this awful movie, but the movie is just terrible. They obviously are going for the Shaun of the Dead crowd by having British comics and replacing the zombies with vampires, but the jokes in this movie as well as all the actors/characters in it are just painful. I could barely manage to get through this travesty of a film, it was totally un-entertaining on every level imaginable. Main problem was the terrible writing with lazy, predictable, unfunny jokes, but the actors were also hammy and terrible. I can't believe anybody actually put money into making this film.

Fletch and Jimmy decide to hike in the English countryside, however they son find themselves in the company of beautiful women in a deserted cottage....And then the Vampires come out to play.I genuinely wanted to like this, I wanted to laugh...But for some reason the laughs were hard to come by, it seemed that the 'Gavin and Stacey' actors were trying to use there fame as a 'Comedy' factor....The one thing that was good about the film was the beautiful women, ..It includes beautiful British actresses such as 'Myanna Buring, Vera Filatova'....But the accents are not the best, neither is the acting any good... It seems to be something a group of teens would make in a drama class.But it will definitely bring in the young teenage boy market, other then that...It's on its own.